I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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