Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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