Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
