he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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