Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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