I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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