There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
i think i just lost a toe
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