i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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