i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
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