Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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