I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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