Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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