3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
There's even glitter on my cock...
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