You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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