Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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