so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Randomize