When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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