have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Randomize
