On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I'm both gender and math confused
its liver damage thursday
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