I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
