i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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