We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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