glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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