its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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