Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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