Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
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