is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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