Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
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