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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
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