Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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