We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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