why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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