How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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