The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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