hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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