it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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