he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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