Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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