think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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