On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
17 year olds will be the death of me.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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