Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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