any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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