I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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