PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Randomize
