Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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