Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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