well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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