The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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