my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
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