are you still at the devil's house?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
