and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
