But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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