i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Randomize
