I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
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That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Who died my cat blue again?
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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